Quirky Beverage Lovers Pillows

'Film extras drinks night'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Tuna Colada"

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"You finished yours already?"

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

Slush Poopy.

No glass, no washing up, so it's free!

"People will buy any stupid thing if properly marketed."

'Some people drink to forget. I drink pink squirrels to remember all the pink rodents who gave their lives to make pink fur coats.'

"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."