Quirky Beverage Lover Pillows

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

Baloneystini

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Tuna Colada"

'Film extras drinks night'

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog