Quirky Drink Lover Pillows

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Baloneystini

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Should We All Go To The Movies?

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Beauty shop

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"Wine goes straight to my head."

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

"Tuna Colada"

'Film extras drinks night'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

Action Re-Drink

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"