Quirky Drink Lover Pillows

Sorry, I don't know how to make a pink squirrel. May I suggest a white wolverine?

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Baloneystini

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'The first cocktail.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Should We All Go To The Movies?

Beauty shop

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

'Film extras drinks night'

Action Re-Drink

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Tuna Colada"

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'