Quirky Drinker Pillows

"Most would order red, but I prefer a fine, dry white with my jerky."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'The first cocktail.'

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Baloneystini

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Film extras drinks night'

"Tuna Colada"

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'...46 and still have Principles...'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'