Quirky Coffee Drinker Pillows

"It's the coffee flavor for those who hate the taste of coffee."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'The first cocktail.'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

IT security.

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Getting things done.

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!"