Quirky Beverage Enthusiast Pillows

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"People will buy any stupid thing if properly marketed."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Baloneystini

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The first cocktail.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

'For heaven's sale, man, we're drinkies, not foodies!'

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

the Lesser-known Nogs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'Film extras drinks night'

You let it age too long.

"Tuna Colada"

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!