Quirky Cocktail Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought it came with an acorn."

"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"