Quirky Cocktails Fan Pillows

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Shaken not stirred

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"They grow up so fast."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'The first cocktail.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'I'll have another flu shot.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Drinks

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"Might I suggest we go to your place as mine is nothing more than a living hell hole."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

Two people drinking Singapore Slings.

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Will that be on the rocks?'