Quirky Drink Enthusiasts Pillows

No glass, no washing up, so it's free!

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''