Quirky Beverage Buff Pillows

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Baloneystini

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'The first cocktail.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Welcome Home from the Dog.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Which of your even-numbered wines do you recommend?'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Quick gin. Sloe gin