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"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Baloneystini

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Welcome Home from the Dog.

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Which of your even-numbered wines do you recommend?'

"Never drink on an empty..." "Pocket?"

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

We only give him smartwater.

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!