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"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

Baloneystini

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'The first cocktail.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

the Lesser-known Nogs

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Tuna Colada"

Medium Fries and a Drink

'Film extras drinks night'

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."

"Thank heavens, something with an oaky, peppery finish."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."