Quirky Drink Seeker Mugs

Baloneystini

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'The first cocktail.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

the Lesser-known Nogs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

"Tuna Colada"

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

Medium Fries and a Drink

'Film extras drinks night'

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.