Quirky Beverages Pillows

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'The first cocktail.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

"What are we?"

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'Film extras drinks night'

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

Giamatti: Full-bodied, with subtle hints of chicory, chocolate, and feet.

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

Wine with a straw