Quirky Beverages Pillows

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'The first cocktail.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I thought it came with an acorn."

"What are we?"

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'Film extras drinks night'

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

Giamatti: Full-bodied, with subtle hints of chicory, chocolate, and feet.

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

Wine with a straw

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.