Quirky Beverage Taster Pillows

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

the Lesser-known Nogs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'Film extras drinks night'

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Giamatti: Full-bodied, with subtle hints of chicory, chocolate, and feet.

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

Slush Poopy.

Sorry, I don't know how to make a pink squirrel. May I suggest a white wolverine?

No glass, no washing up, so it's free!