Quirky Drink Explorer Pillows

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

The first transatlantic communication.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Hold The Pickles

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

Dutch Courage

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Community Bed de Luxe

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

the Lesser-known Nogs

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Now on Facebook.

'Do you have any coffee?'

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

The shopping trolley up Everest.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.