Quirky Drink Explorer Mugs

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Dutch Courage

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Hold The Pickles

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Community Bed de Luxe

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

the Lesser-known Nogs

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'Do you have any coffee?'

Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

The shopping trolley up Everest.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Penguin on skis.

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform