Craft Drink Explorer Mugs

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The Origami Society...

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Wine taster with mineral water

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Complaints Desk

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

California Beverages Map

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Wine of the Day Club

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"Punch Drunk"

Dutch Courage