Drink Explorers Mugs

'This one is my Pabst Blue Ribbon.'

'You women have your biological clock to worry about, and I have my scotch and soda clock to worry about.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Wine taster with mineral water

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Wine of the Day Club

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Punch Drunk"

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

Dutch Courage

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Hold The Pickles

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Grinds

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

the Lesser-known Nogs

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.