Quirky Beverage Explorers Mugs

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Wine taster with mineral water

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Hold The Pickles

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

the Lesser-known Nogs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'Film extras drinks night'

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'They've set the bar too high!'

Giamatti: Full-bodied, with subtle hints of chicory, chocolate, and feet.

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

No glass, no washing up, so it's free!

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

"People will buy any stupid thing if properly marketed."

'You women have your biological clock to worry about, and I have my scotch and soda clock to worry about.'