Unusual Drink Explorer Pillows

Hold The Pickles

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wine taster with mineral water

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Complaints Desk

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Wine of the Day Club

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Dutch Courage

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

Grinds

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'I'm seizing the day.'

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

Cocktails and Beer

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

the Lesser-known Nogs

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Do you have any coffee?'