Unusual Drink Explorer Pillows

Hold The Pickles

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wine taster with mineral water

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Complaints Desk

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Wine of the Day Club

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Dutch Courage

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Grinds

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

the Lesser-known Nogs

Cocktails and Beer

'I'm seizing the day.'

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Do you have any coffee?'

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board