Quirky Spirits Pillows

"What are we?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Good Luck

"They misspelled your avatar."

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

the Lesser-known Nogs

'He's with a creditor right now. Can I get him to call you back?'

Man on his way to heaven passes a sign "Heaven" up "Street Theatre" down

Joker in jail

Teapot

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Blarney the Dinosaur.

'Film extras drinks night'

Sign on a liquor shop decorated for Christmas that reads "Give the gift of alcohol".

'She's 24'-24'-24' but she has BIG blue eyes.'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

"I put mud in the Dung Beetles lunch, you should have seen their faeces."

Giamatti: Full-bodied, with subtle hints of chicory, chocolate, and feet.

'And you're really sure this tanning equipment is safe?'

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'