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"I trust this will be on one check."

Waffle house, International House of Pancakes and Halfway House for Wayward Toast

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Sheep In Curlers

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

Nouveau wine

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Mice 25¢

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.