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Family living in an allevator

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

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Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'A Dust Cow'.

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

A Protractor.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"I trust this will be on one check."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

Tequila Mocking Bird

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

Ringing horn

Snow Shaker.

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

Love or Confusion?

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

A Rat couple at Home in a Sewer with their version of 'Home Sweet Home' on the wall

Rabbit using the condom machine.