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Family living in an allevator

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

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Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'A Dust Cow'.

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

A Protractor.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"I trust this will be on one check."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Tequila Mocking Bird

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

Giant reptile mounts devoured cities on plaques.

Ringing horn

Snow Shaker.

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

Love or Confusion?

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

A Rat couple at Home in a Sewer with their version of 'Home Sweet Home' on the wall

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

Rabbit using the condom machine.