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Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

Mice 25¢

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'A Dust Cow'.

The Booger.

Origin of the 'spork'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

A Protractor.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"I trust this will be on one check."

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Larvae Lamps.

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'