Quirky Kitchenware Fan T-Shirts

Mr. knife finally starts to piece things together."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Origin of the 'spork'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

Deer Cross Dressing.

"We're out of flowers."

Mice 25¢

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

The Booger.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'A Dust Cow'.

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Sugar Machine

Pirate trying on parrots.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"Fruit of the Loon"