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'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

The water desk

It's all gravy.

"We're out of flowers."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Wall Cluck.

'A Dust Cow'.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Origin of the 'spork'

The Booger.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

Sugar Machine

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these