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Wall Cluck.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Napkin Cole

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Throw Pillows. You were right, with those two we need to explicitly tell them that sight is not an instruction.

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'