Kitchen Gadget Fan T-Shirts

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

Nacho Shears

"Find help!"

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... manufacture ice cube trays that allow for easy removal of the cubes!?

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'And this is a voucher for a free toaster. . . you know, once those are invented.'

Microphone Feedback

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Fridge-to-table"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Tin Opening

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"Butt cracker"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Wall Cluck.

Swiss Kitchen

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Pop-up toaster.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Acme Home Kebab Machine - "Oh Noreen! However did you guess?"