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'I bumped my head and my inflatable earbuds went off.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Time Machine Collision

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

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Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Vents, real and digital.

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'