Modern Gadgetry Fan Prints

'I bumped my head and my inflatable earbuds went off.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Time Machine Collision

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"It appears you have a virus."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Tuppermalware

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Pizza-Matic

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

Vents, real and digital.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Remote Toaster

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.