Modern Communication Fan Prints

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

Vents, real and digital.

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Pizza-Matic

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

WPC

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"It's for you."

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"There's no need to shout!"

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

The Early Internet

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Guess what I say today!!"

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

Efficiency Expert Greeting

'Uh oh, Kemosabe...We're being spammed!'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.