Mobile Communication Fan Prints

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"Yeah. I'm good to talk. I'm hands-free."

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

Tarzan mobile phone

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Workplace Confidentiality.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Vents, real and digital.

Push Notifications

WPC

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'Needs salt.'

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

Tweeted

"He sent his first text today."

"There's no need to shout!"

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."