Mobile Communication Fan Prints

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"Yeah. I'm good to talk. I'm hands-free."

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Push Notifications

Vents, real and digital.

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

WPC

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'Needs salt.'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"He sent his first text today."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

"There's no need to shout!"

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"