Modern Convenience Fan Prints

'Don't worry - There's an app for disposing his body - Burial or cremation?'

Pizza-Matic

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Pasta

"Fridge-to-table"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

Vents, real and digital.

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Santa, please take a photo of yourself with our presents so I can post it on my Facebook. Thanks! XOXO

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

'Get with it, Dave! Cubicles are the new barrels!'

'What would it cost to change it into a one-way glass house?'

Man nails in a picture of boxing wearing boxing gloves.

"I told you that thermostat was too high, didn't I?"

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'

"Peanut butter sandwich. Instant pudding. TV dinner. Canned soup. This is home-style cooking."