Modern Dining Fan Prints

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Prosecco Peacock

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Nouveau wine

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'May I recommend the red wine?'

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Pizza-Matic