Interior Decor Fan T-Shirts

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

"Finally we're alone."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Decorators at Home

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"