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Caterpillar and stockings.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Santa's wash day.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Toast kidnapper.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

House for Sale.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'