Kitchen Quirks Fan Gifts

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

It's all gravy.

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Wall Cluck.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Origin of the 'spork'

The Booger.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Sugar Machine

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'