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Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

"Everything here is very fresh."

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"How about a little more coffee?"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

Flatware Follies.

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"I trust this will be on one check."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

Burgers

Christmas Star

'I'll have a dozen custard pies as well, please!'

"Night, owl!"