Whimsical Dining Fan Gifts

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

"Everything here is very fresh."

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"How about a little more coffee?"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Napkin Cole

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I think we should each try other beers."

Flatware Follies.

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"I trust this will be on one check."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

I can never remember which goes better with fish, red blood cells or white.

'I'll have a dozen custard pies as well, please!'

"Night, owl!"