Cold Climate Fan Gifts

"Oooo. That's cold."

Penguins surfing

The world's greatest salesman.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'I don't know why they want both of us for this experiment, but it may involve low temperatures...'

An Ig-loo - A toilet in the form of an Igloo.

Igloo outhouse.

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"I'm working remote."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Hockey Season.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Penguin Remote

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

It's officially spring

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Old Man Winter

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'