Cool Climate Fan Gifts

Winter olympics.

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Gamers

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

The world's greatest salesman.

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

"Mum, Dad, this is Kevin, the snowman I'm building."

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

Igloo outhouse.

Spring Break

Penguins surfing

"Ease up on the gas - you're flooding it."