Cool Climate Fan Gifts

Winter olympics.

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Gamers

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Eskimo Snow Globe

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

The world's greatest salesman.

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"Mum, Dad, this is Kevin, the snowman I'm building."

Igloo outhouse.

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Spring Break