Climate Contrast Fan Gifts

Eskimo Snow Globe

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Caliologist

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

A Cumulonim-bus

Weather forecast.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

Overly wordy travel.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Wrong Side of the Equator

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Winter olympics.

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."