Climate Contrast Lover Gifts

"The kids are at our home in Florida on a surprise visit of their own."

Before/After

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Global Warming.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Football fan

The Formal Street Artist

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

Wrong Side of the Equator

Environmental Clues

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

Eskimo Snow Globe

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'