Climate Contrast Lovers Gifts

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Before/After

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Global Warming.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

The Formal Street Artist

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

Wrong Side of the Equator

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

Environmental Clues

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

Eskimo Snow Globe

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

The Abominable Snow Shark.

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.