Climate Contrast Gifts

The Abominable Snow Shark.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Bed Seasons

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The sea 2050.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'How was your holiday?'

Keep Off The Hay

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Creator's Remorse

snowman hitchhiking

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Well, the drought is over."

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest