Climate Comparison Gifts

"Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The sea 2050.

A guide to seasons in the North East

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Ice Fishing

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Keep Off The Hay

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Creator's Remorse

snowman hitchhiking

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

"Well, the drought is over."

'It must be Spring...the rain's warm!'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'