Warm Climates Gifts

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"Your mother and I are going to wait out this ice age in Florida."

snowman hitchhiking

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

each fall the hendersons migrate south

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Bed Seasons

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The sea 2050.

A guide to seasons in the North East

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

The Boys of Indian Summer

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Dog Igloo.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Keep Off The Hay

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

"Well, the drought is over."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.