Warm Destinations Gifts

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I blame global warming!'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Canada's winter survival kit.

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

snowman hitchhiking

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

You're getting warmer.

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

People siting on icebergs,

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

Eric suspected it was going to be another quiet day at work.

'Hurry, Love, the Indian summer's passing through town!..'

"So where's the desert?"