Warm Destinations T-Shirts

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I blame global warming!'

Canada's winter survival kit.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

snowman hitchhiking

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

You're getting warmer.

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

People siting on icebergs,

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

'Hurry, Love, the Indian summer's passing through town!..'

Eric suspected it was going to be another quiet day at work.

"So where's the desert?"

"Your mother and I are going to wait out this ice age in Florida."